Zuko being 16 is soooooo funny. You’re focusing on the wrong master of the elements your chemistry final is coming up king

The ancient things from before being can only tear your psyche apart if you let them xoxo

YOU JUST LOOK THAT OLD GOD IN THE EYE AND SAY NO THANK YOU SIR

Poetry today:

Poetry 1000 years ago:

I think draculas should be vulnerable to all holy symbols, but only if the dracula recognizes it as such.

I think if a vampire comes to visit you and sees the funny scroll thing hanging by your door the dracula can say “ha ha what’s that, should I touch it too?” and then when you explain to him what a mezuzah is suddenly his hand catches fire

also if you teach him about Pastafarianisn he gets really nervous around spaghetti and meatballs

L is for the way you look at me

O is for the only one I see

V is very very extraordinary

Egg

People aren’t out protesting to be waitresses and hairdressers again. People are out demanding that their waitresses and hairdressers go back to work. The idea is to force the service industry to serve them despite the risk to the servers.

If you have ever wondered what modern white america would think about slavery today consider the white women yelling and screaming because no one will die to do their frosted bangs. They feel every bit as entitled to own the lives of others as they did 150 years ago.

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Context: In 1977, Exxon researchers gave executives a definitive report that burning fossil fuels was causing climate change. Exxon went on to spend at least $30 million funding public skepticism about climate change and lobbying against federal action. 

More than half of the world’s industrial carbon emissions have been produced since 1977. ExxonMobil’s 2018 earnings were $20.8 billion.

Click on the link and read the whole thing, the poem is gorgeous and quietly hopeful.

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

ˡᶦˢᴛᴇɴ ʸᵒᵘ ᴄʀᴜˢᵗᵃᴄᴇᴏᴜs cheapskate ˢᵠᵘᶦᵈᴡᴀʀᴅ’s ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᶦⁿ my house ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜɪʀᴇ ʜᶦᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴀ ˢᵗᵘᴘɪᴅ

dime

Why did Mr Krabs shit out a wheel at the end

have you not seen the episode?

Oh right I forgot about the hit spongebob episode “Mr Krabs Shits Wheels”

world heritage post